The Hair Murdoch Maxwell Wished He Had

Character: Richard Phillips Feynman 

Character Info: He was an American theoretical physicist, known for his work in the path integral formulation of quantum mechanics, the theory of quantum electrodynamics, the physics of the superfluidity of supercooled liquid helium, as well as his work in particle physics for which he proposed the parton model. For contributions to the development of quantum electrodynamics, Feynman received the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965 jointly with Julian Schwinger and Shin'ichirō Tomonaga.

Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman

[See: His long hair] 

Anime Series: Fune wo Amu: The Great Passage

Character: Majime, Mitsuya

Character Info: Majime was a sales man for Genbu until Araki transferred him to the Dictionary Editorial Department. He is a bookworm and has a hard time expressing his own feelings, though he does make a conscious effort of learning how to. He fell in love with Kaguya at first sight when she came to her grandmother's house, although he had troubles telling her about his feelings and asked Nishioka for some advises.

Link: https://myanimelist.net/character/139108/Mitsuya_Majime

[See: Cerebrotonic - Designating a personality type characterised as intellectual, introverted, and emotionally restrained] 

Anime Series: Zankyou no Terror

Chatacter: Shibazaki, Kenjirou

Character Info: A detective in the metropolitan police department. He used to work in the investigations division but now works in the records division. He's a contemporary of the head of the terror incident investigation. He is aloof and lazy, with a reluctance to work, but when push comes to shove and people's lives are in danger he quickly turns into a smart, quick-minded man being able to solve most problems that arise. He is extremely experienced in his field and has a strong sense of justice.

Link: https://myanimelist.net/character/108083/Kenjirou_Shibazaki

Character: James Douglas Morrison

Character Info: He was an American singer, songwriter and poet, who served as the lead vocalist of the rock band The Doors. Due to his wild personality, poetic lyrics, his widely recognized voice, unpredictable and erratic performances, and the dramatic circumstances surrounding his life and early death, Morrison is regarded by music critics and fans as one of the most iconic and influential frontmen in rock history. Since his death, his fame has endured as one of popular culture's most rebellious and oft-displayed icons, representing the generation gap and youth counterculture.[2]

Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Morrison

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Murdochian Situational Advice: The Murdochian Suggestion for Surviving a Particular Association with Terrorists.

If you're a bystander who is put in danger by a terrorist and the terrorist happens to be the only person who's able to save you from the danger they themselves put you in – Murdochian teachings say you should except their help. If then the terrorist claims you to be an accomplice for accepting help and gives you a vague/clear impression that they will kill you if you go to the police. Murdochians wouldn't go to the police, but Murdochians would attempt to infiltrate their operation whilst leaving a coded missive for the authorities later on to view in your residence. Murdochians would work with the terrorists and then make the terrorist's operation super obvious and in so doing make the terrorist get caught. Then to prove your innocence /and to prove that you were only only feigning to help the terrorists, Murdochians would use the missive you had written for the authorities before to prove your intentions. Not only should this be a prewritten message it should also be an electronic prerecorded message that would be set to be live streamed at a particular time when you decide or are unable to prevent it from automatically beginning sent out. Hopefully this livestream would in some way circumnavigate possible bureaucratic attitudes and lack of particularism in regard to how the law is applied.

Murdochians would only use this strategy only if the terrorists seem particularly competent and a threat is particularly redoubtable – and if the authorities are certainly not an option that would ensure your survival [See: corrupted authorities, authorities with a paucity of competency, and excessively talented terrorists]. 

You could ignore preserving your life if perhaps your psychological altruism really shines through and you're willing to sacrifice yourself for the greater good – to which I say – "Good on ya" – but the Murdochian way would be to stick with a psychological egoism tactic for this situation. Ensuring your own survival whilst also thwarting anymore terrorist stuffs. 

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Dream Journal: The Belgonauts: 2020/11/15

Two boys wonder Belgium. They passed through a grand hotel and exit towards the back. They don't recognize the exit. Amongst themselves they consult their google maps. Upon seeing & remembering that nothing works in Belgium anymore. They arrive at the conclusion that they are lost. At that moment a Belgian bellboy had overheard them and tells them "to take 8 road". The boys take 8 road for a while where they eventually end up in a restaurant. They pass through this restaurant with their hunger gazes groaking passing by the 2 patrons munching on sweet chockful of MSG black bean noodle. A kind chief sees their peril and decides to give the boys a bowl full of bread. The boys thank the chief then make their way to the backexit. The boys leave through a staircase where the chief rushes out to say "you can have the bread, but could I have my bowl back" – "oh and godspeed ye belgonauts – somebody has to make sure Belgium is still Belgium". The boys put the bread into their backpack and give back the bowl to the chef. The boys in unison tell the chief "ah yes somebody has to make sure Belgium is still Belgium. We Belgovagants will be sure to explore every centimeter of Belgium". *The chief salutes* 

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Heaven's Leaderboard : Short Film: Murdochian Art Film

Genius short film idea: Heaven's leaderboard:

Lady inbrought to heaven via the angelic refulgent staircase of shiny brightness. She arrives to a leaderboard with all her accolades up on it. One notable accolade of hers was her hours spent shaving 100 hours placing her in 3,154, 402th place on the humanities' leaderboards with all her other rankings in similar positions. She was about average for humanities' achievements yet there was this one sole accolade that stood out amongst all the others and twas her time spent masturbating. It turned out to be a humanities record – humanities all time record.The buzzers in heaven begun to go off, the bells begun ringing, the angels begun hyping, and all the people be swooning over this lady's record of humanity's greatest masturbator. Surprisingly there was this one smug numinous adumbration of this chonky figure in the distance. Twas a hippopotamus. "Strange" Jade thought. "Aloud" she thought. "This is gonna suck after a while " she thought. "What is this hippopotamus doing in heaven" she thought. It was not that she was speciesist or anything, She just thought of heaven as this human thing cuz you know that Jesus stuff was with interactions with people – dogs would be involved somehow, but she didn't really think twice about hippopotami being up in heaven. Little did she know that this chonky hippopotamus was the old time–all time record holder for masturbation and he made sure she knew it! Right on the spot that hippopotamus whipped it out and started...

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Dream Journal: Murdoch Maxwell Harris is to Blame for COVID-19

Murdoch the Analysand: "I dreamt everyone blamed me for COVID-19. With everyone reasoning twas best to murder me. Thence people began coming down a hallway (one at time; because, "dreamer's plot armor") with an assortment of attacks attempting to murder me. I seemed to fend them off with the objects that happened to be there. Intercutting these scenes of me defending myself with chairs and whatnot; my attackers got solo scenes descriping how good they're attacks were – with quite the hype narrator (or implied narrator, because sound is only really implied in my dreams). A notable attacker in my dreams was Boris Johnson (of who I likely saw in my dreams  because I saw him on the news the day therebefore). By the end of my dream two guys had me pinned against the back wall whilst I was fighting them; wrapping stuff around their necks and whatnot. A fight I totally wouldn't have lost;  I'd stayed asleep (and yes I die all the time in my dreams so yeah I can tots tell when me-self is going to win). I had plans to climb up the high walls and escape my attackers until this whole COVID-19 thing blew over. Methought people would come to realize that blaming me for the whole COVID-19 pandemic was ridiculous. If people saw me climbing up I would have some object to block the projectiles they would probably throw at me. If my blocking object had failed I'd probably would have quickly abandoned the blocking object and absquatulated through the upper exit as I climbed the walls. If for whatever reason. I couldn't escape through the upper balcony or whatever twas. I would have risked injury and pounced on my attacker in epic fight mode fashion." 

Psychoanalyst Attalus: Hmmm me wonders if Murdoch has a subconscious desire to be in combat hence his psychological projection and methinks Murdoch must have a sort of persecution complex. Tis patent that Murdoch has the hots for Boris Johnson's Johnson. I mean why else would  he be one of the attackers. Yeah right ""Murdoch"" Saw him on the news the day therebefore; don't give me an excuse like that! – Murdoch! – what  codswallop!

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