Murdoch the Analysand: "I dreamt everyone blamed me for COVID-19. With everyone reasoning twas best to murder me. Thence people began coming down a hallway (one at time; because, "dreamer's plot armor") with an assortment of attacks attempting to murder me. I seemed to fend them off with the objects that happened to be there. Intercutting these scenes of me defending myself with chairs and whatnot; my attackers got solo scenes descriping how good they're attacks were – with quite the hype narrator (or implied narrator, because sound is only really implied in my dreams). A notable attacker in my dreams was Boris Johnson (of who I likely saw in my dreams because I saw him on the news the day therebefore). By the end of my dream two guys had me pinned against the back wall whilst I was fighting them; wrapping stuff around their necks and whatnot. A fight I totally wouldn't have lost; I'd stayed asleep (and yes I die all the time in my dreams so yeah I can tots tell when me-self is going to win). I had plans to climb up the high walls and escape my attackers until this whole COVID-19 thing blew over. Methought people would come to realize that blaming me for the whole COVID-19 pandemic was ridiculous. If people saw me climbing up I would have some object to block the projectiles they would probably throw at me. If my blocking object had failed I'd probably would have quickly abandoned the blocking object and absquatulated through the upper exit as I climbed the walls. If for whatever reason. I couldn't escape through the upper balcony or whatever twas. I would have risked injury and pounced on my attacker in epic fight mode fashion."
Psychoanalyst Attalus: Hmmm me wonders if Murdoch has a subconscious desire to be in combat hence his psychological projection and methinks Murdoch must have a sort of persecution complex. Tis patent that Murdoch has the hots for Boris Johnson's Johnson. I mean why else would he be one of the attackers. Yeah right ""Murdoch"" Saw him on the news the day therebefore; don't give me an excuse like that! – Murdoch! – what codswallop!
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